February 2012
89 posts
i'm not gonna lie but my love life have been...
Wanna get some ass?
timothydelaghetto:
stonecldsexy:
Write her a poem that is sure to work!…..
Roses are red,
apples are sour.
Open yur legs,
and I’ll show yu power.
BE LIKE…
GET ALL UP IN THERE LIKE…
THEN AFTER SAY
YU GOT ALL THAT?..
Yur welcome men… yur welcome ;)♥ lol
-love, stonecldsexy.tumblr.com (=^.^=)
sweeeet lol #rebloggingmyfaceisfun
shit-i-hate
i hate it when someone knows you did shitty on a test from your reaction when you get the paper back and they still ask “how’d you do?” no. fuck you. obviously i did bad, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING?!
GUY ASK: HOW’D YOU DO?
ME: BAD, SHIT. WHY YOU ASKING ANYWAYS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
*LEAVES CLASSROOM*
Biggest turn on ever: a girl wearing a Lacey red...
Lol
so im on a s.l.j. rage
By force
My dad is forcing me to get a haircut……. -____- I don’t want one tho
I’m over here rocking the “Bruce Lee” working on the “Chuck Norris” and two months away from the “Jackie Chan” tho, bouta look like a monk.
selling girl scout cookies $4 a box, will do...
i do delivery for 5 boxes or more!! san jose to sactown!!
selling girl scout cookies $4 a box, will do...
i will hook it up!
Chronicles of Perpetual Mediocrity: How To Sell... →
gamergirl95:
How most troops sell cookies:
~ “Hello sir, would you like to buy a box of delicious girl scout cookies?”
~ “Excuse me ma’am, can I interest you in some girl scout cookies?”
~ “Girl scout cookies, $4 a box, please help support our troop!”
How my troop sells cookies:
~ “AYOOO, GIRL SCOUT…
dang this girls knows how to sell them cookies!
Britain: Excuse me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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